Freaks of KR: Elmer Loy
Kent Ridge Hall. Indeed, an epicenter of unbelievable talent and skill. From superhuman sportsmen to show-stopping dancers to eargasm-inducing singers to no-kick-CAP-5.0 students, it appears that KR has them all. And by “all” we really mean all.
Unbeknownst to many, there exists a very special, elite group of talented individuals that often fly under the radar. They usually keep their unique set of a skills a secret, but just for this feature, our very own “Freaks of KR” have kindly offered us an exclusive look at their God-given abilities. If you thought you were special, think again.
Our first guest is Elmer Loy from A Block, who possesses the very impressive yet mildly disgusting talent of fitting his whole fist into his mouth.
N: So Elmer, when did you find out about this talent and how?
E: Back in 2015, in my army days, I used to talk a lot and very loudly in camp. So my CSM (Company Sergeant Major) told me my mouth damn big and I should shut up and just put my fist in my mouth. So, I did it and that’s how I got my reputation as the guy with the big mouth. But really, my fist isn’t very small you know, it’s comparable to a 1.76m man’s hand size ok!
N: Wow you must be very proud. So have you ever tried pushing the limits of your talent by putting other things in your mouth?
E: (after saying some very inappropriate and nasty things) Actually, I only ever tried with marshmallows. I can fit about 8 in my mouth, but ya good idea, I should try with some other stuff soon.
N: Do you see a future with this talent?
E: Like what Jack Ma, founder of Alibaba said, “It's all about being special", and that's everything I am. But seriously, I feel this trait will be highly demandable in the future.
What a freak indeed. Stay tuned for the next installment of Freaks of KR!
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